fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life
fuck me i have a job which means i have no time to play with my friends and its ruining my life
I absolutely love the stock photo choice for these rubber centipedes. She is obviously only horrified that you just picked up one of her beloved centipedes like you're going to eat it. She has no idea that you merely wanted to give it little tiny kisses and then put it back with its family. You should not scare their mom like that. >:(
i’ve discovered a website that has easily the best dachshund images i’ve ever seen. i’m starting a collection
Ed Christie said that Zeliboba, a full bodied Muppet from the Russian co-production of Sesame Street called Ulitsa Sezam (Улица Сезам), is his favorite creation, and feels he is cuddly, blue, and resembles a mulch pile.
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